oh, the online dating douchebaggery

Because of messages like this.

Because of messages like this.

Hi. No.

Hi. No.

Friendly picture for a friendly message!

Friendly picture for a friendly message!

Back with a bang. How ya been, Internet?

Back with a bang. How ya been, Internet?

OkStupid: New Friends

Love you, too.

OkStupid: You Sure?

You will continue your losing streak.

OkStupid: No Laughing Matter

I think you accidentally a sentence.

OkStupid: Meme Lost

YOU DON’T EVEN LISTEN TO ME.