oh, the online dating douchebaggery

Because of messages like this.

Because of messages like this.

Hi. No.

Hi. No.

Back with a bang. How ya been, Internet?

Back with a bang. How ya been, Internet?

OkStupid: New Friends

Love you, too.

OkStupid: Soulmates

Oh, wait, let me introduce you to someone…

Now. Kiss.

OkStupid: Almost

I’m the type of girl who gives your guff passive-aggressively on the internet for anyone to see.

OkStupid: And The Winner Is…

Where’s my damn trophy?